Wednesday 19 February 2014

On Being Famous

It is important to be famous. I'll tell you why.

1. You're inspiring many people. There are these people who retweet your posts, quote your stupid sentences, use your theory, put your pictures or posters in their room, even a die-hard-fan who will always makes time see you, and also those who go fight for you when haters come, it's because they (even though they don't know you personally, but they) adore you so much. For you who do care about how improved and inspired their life might be, it must be a great pleasure to be such "idol", then you get all the credits, love, gifts, gratitude, etc etc. So fun!

Sir Isaac Newton; 3 Laws of Motion


2.  That "oh, you are....." moment when you suddenly appear or show up in any place anywhere. They gasp! In front of you, behind you, anywhere. You imagine all the "oh, she/he is....." whispers and talk, and when it comes to the right moment... ta-daaa~ all access, VIP seats, priority, first class, special treatment, and many other things are all yours once you're seen on the spot. The perks of being famous, eh? Forget the bad reputation, you've got the spotlight!


Anna Wintour; permanent front-rower of world's fashion show


3. Probably there will always be haters who criticise, condescend, envious, jealous, and build an anti-you website just to discuss (and recruit people to join their) hatred towards you. But still, you're so adorable, shown off, widely exposed and hearth-robbing figure who they cannot stand to not find a single flaw you may have. They forget for a while that you're a human and to gain that fandom, they think you must be perfect. While actually you're not, and in fact, you have flaws, YOUR HATERS BLOODY STRESS IT and shout it out loud to fellow haters. For a second, think about how amazing your publication and exposure (and mistake) have been that they're willing to talk about you and you and your flaws only. People hate you and you enjoy it. Sweet haters huh?
the love and hate of Agnes Monica's current fame and controversies.


4.You make friends with famous (and make the infamous become famous) creatures and this gives you more and more chances to enjoy living without (or probably more) pressure. People will recognise you and your company that they won't only give you more and more, but also eventually help you out when you're in trouble (for any mean and intention they're expecting by helping you). Well, you may be a great solitary, independent, and introvert individual that you don't think you're gonna need anyone really. But sometimes, let's just accept the fact that social life and friendship are two important and beneficial things in life. So DOUBLE UP YOUR FAME!!!
the legendary NBA bromance; Parsons-Lin

5. Death matters to famous people. No matter how bad the cause is or how your famous living has been, people will always have sympathy, Google the news, make a tribute-to concert, and some even say "you will be missed". When you die, you die in fame and the world cares. Let's just assume the (good) prayers those people say are all granted by God, man you're in heaven!!!
Heroin over-dosed Cory Monteith